jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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