I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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