Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
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Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
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Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
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I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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