I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Randomize
