So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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