her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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