You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
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Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
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all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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