Ambien. No doubt about it.
i was born a porn star she said
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I have fence marks all over my body
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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