we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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