So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
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Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
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Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
True strength comes from lack of pants
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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