I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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