WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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