I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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