she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Of course I have a pirate flag
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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