I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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