He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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