porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
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She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
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I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
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