I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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