In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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