I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
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her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
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Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
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