No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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