What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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