My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
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You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
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According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Shame - the story of my life.
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