I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
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So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
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I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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