ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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