You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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