have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
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