quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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