Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Two words: blizzard sex
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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