I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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