I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
The air was thick with penises
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
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