Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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