I got chris browned last night
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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