Dual....:-)
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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