i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
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He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Semen is not good for contacts.
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My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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