Walk of Shame. In a state park.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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