I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
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did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
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Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
tell me about the eggs
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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