i think i have two assholes
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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