yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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