And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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