I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
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I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
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I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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