I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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