IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
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Dignity is for republicans.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
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Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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