I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
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Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
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I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
What's life without a pregnancy scare?