I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
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I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
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whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face