Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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