Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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