Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
whose ass print is on the piano?
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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