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Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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