this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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