6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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