this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
Randomize