are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
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