Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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