ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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