yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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