VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
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okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
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Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
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