i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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