just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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