you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
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The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
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He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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